A Plea to end unwanted news conferences

A Plea to end unwanted news conferences - “CDC: Abstinence Prevents Some News Conferences

In a week when 76 Democrat lawmakers sent a letter to a House panel urging an end to federal funding for abstinence-education programs, a new study by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) shows that abstinence not only prevents pregnancy and sexually-transmitted diseases, but it can also radically reduce abortions and some types of news conferences by political figures.

[Warning: satire]

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