Something Big?

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Nestled in KUTV’s article on their interview with the First Presidency they have the following:

President Hinckley on a “big announcement?”

“I’m not gonna tell ya…I know somethin’ but I’m not gonna tell ya about it…you’ll have to hear it on your various television stations!”

Oddly, no other press source mentions this comment. Perhaps this hints at something to be addressed at General Conference but it sounds like something that may be announced sooner.

Tantalizing…

Whoa, nice WYSWIG buttons. Is that a WordPress 1.5 feature?

Besides the announcement of a “big” unannouncement … Its interesting as well to see that the Church has donated 641 million dollars worth of aid in the last 10 years. That is pretty staggering. But I think the Church will be doing even more in the future.

Whoops … I just realized you’re using Movable Type. The template your using is very common among Wordpress users … ya fooled me. :)

Could this be the long rummored realization of the 2 hour block?

Not to thread jack, but WordPress users can get the WYSIWYG buttons here.

David H. Sundwall

J. - I’m always happy to provide help for my WP brethren. And the long-fabled change in the block schedule was what my wife and I first thought of but I can’t see that happening.

Perhaps President Hinckley will announce that the Church is joining the bloggernacle, with Sheri Dew as head-blogger. Well, it was just a thought.

I am inclined to agree with Jonathon that it could be the announcement of the 2 hour block. Oh, what a joyous announcement that would be! The Church would save money, being able to cram…er, place more wards in a single building.

Edward De Vere

He will announce that the Brethren can no longer stonewall their denial of the DNA evidence proving the Asiatic origin of native Americans, yielding to the cognitive dissonance within the First Presidency which had taken hold as they realize that the extent of Hinckley’s spiritual revelations reveal only how many earrings a woman should wear.

Coupled with the Presidency’s acceptance that J. Smith was a money digger, a pedophile, and a fraud (Book of Abraham anyone?), and who made Jim Jones and David Koresh look like choirboys, Hinckley will announce that the Mormon Multi-Level-Marketing scheme is dissolved, freeing the minds and souls of the 20% of the membership who are actually active.